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Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you fall into an open sewer and die.
• Mel Brooks


Quotes of the Day

I was working on the proof of one of my poems all the morning, and took out a comma. In the afternoon I put it back again

• Oscar Wilde



Poems of the Day
  • Henry Livingston, Jr.
    Epithalamium: A Marriage Poem
    by Henry Livingston, Jr.
    'Twas summer, when softly the breezes were blowing, And Hudson majestic so sweetly was flowing, The groves rang with music & accents of pleasure And nature in rapture beat time to the measure,