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Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you fall into an open sewer and die.
• Mel Brooks


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Love is a smoke made with the fume of sighs.
• William Shakespeare


Poems of the Day
    Eugene Field

    By my sweetheart
    Sweetheart, be my sweetheart When birds are on the wing, When bee and bud and babbling flood Bespeak the birth of spring, Come, sweetheart, be ...