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THE GARDEN OF EDEN

Adam and Eve were not expelled
from the Garden of Eden.
They jumped the fenceo

• Jay Frankston



Quotes of the Day

When you are courting a nice girl an hour seems like a second. When you sit on a red-hot cinder a second seems like an hour. That's relativity.
• Albert Einstein


Poems of the Day
    Walt Whitman

    Song of the Exposition.
    1 AFTER all, not to create only, or found only, But to bring, perhaps from afar, what is already founded, To give it our own identity, average, ...