After Seeing ldiocracy

was idiot for a day
in my favorite idiocracy

there the planet shook
under the strain of dumbness

it forgot how to turn on its taxis
duh, axis
it thought the whole idea of an axis was "just weird"

we all flew off
into space

space was dumb too
it forgot the law of gravity

we landed back on the dumb earth
we had to talk see-spot-run type language to trees
just to convince them to grow

when they grew they said
thanks dumb people

but by then
we could no longer understand them

we were too stoned on Gatorade
it's got electrolytes!