There was a young belle of Natchez
Whose garments were always in patchez.
When comment arose
On the state of her clothes,
She drawled, When Ah itchez, Ah scratchez!
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I would talk in iambic pentameter if it were easier.
by John Vance Cheney
" Who 's killed, to-day? "
He asks, in his ancient way;
" And what have they stolen, this time, my lad?
Bad business, my boy, right bad, right bad! "
The pipe — mark it slide