There was a young belle of Natchez
Whose garments were always in patchez.
When comment arose
On the state of her clothes,
She drawled, When Ah itchez, Ah scratchez!
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I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food.
by Patience Worth
I have said, I have said:
"Thou art sprung from my side,
Rooted in my substance."
I have said: "Without thee
I am nothing." I have said it
In a thousand tongues, I have said this