WILL ye go to the Hielands, Leezie Lindsay,
Will ye go to the Hielands wi’ me?
Will ye go to the Hielands, Leezie Lindsay,
My pride and my darling to be.
by Shel Silverstein
The hard coal's called bituminous,
Or is that anthracite?
Stalactites grow down from caves,
Or do I mean stalagmites?
Those fluffy clounds are nimbus -
No - wait - they might be cumulus.