Priapus

I am the only man in the world
because I have no tits. I have
a permanent hard-on as long
as I am tall and it
outweighs me.
They say that I
have horns, hooves, and a tail, but this
is a myth or a lie: my forehead
is knobbed, my coccyx is protuberant,
and my toes are flanged.
Most
people run away when I walk down the street,
but some of the women tear off their clothes
fall down on their backs and open their legs
as far as they can and scream "Fuck me,"
and some of the little boys drop their pants,
bend over and spread their cheeks
and yell "Do me! Mister, do me!"
They say
that I have wings to fly me away from all
this obscenity, and that
they are either on my organ or on my back,
but this is a myth or not,
so come to the towns of northern Greece
or bloody Macedonia on your vacation,
and find out.