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Autobiography

by Dorothy Parker

Dorothy Parker

Oh, both my shoes are shiny new,
And pristine is my hat;
My dress is 1922....
My life is all like that.




Quotes of the Day

I was sleeping the other night, alone, thanks to the exterminator.
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    January 31
    by David Lehman
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