There was an Old Person of Burton,
Whose answers were rather uncertain;
When they said, 'How d'ye do?'
He replied, 'Who are you?'
That distressing Old Person of Burton.
by Robert PinskyFelicity the healer isn’t young
And you don’t look him up unless you need him. Clown’s eyes. Pope’s
nose, a mouth for dirty stories, He made his bundle in the Great
Depression
And now, a jovial ...