Quotes by Dave Barry


It is a scientific fact that your body will not absorb cholesterol if you take it from another person's plate.
• Dave Barry

The four building blocks of the universe are fire, water, gravel and vinyl.
• Dave Barry

You can say any foolish thing to a dog, and the dog will give you a look that says, 'Wow, you're right! I never would've thought of that!'
• Dave Barry


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