Quotes by P. J. O'Rourke


Because of their size, parents may be difficult to discipline properly.
• P. J. O'Rourke

Cleanliness becomes more important when godliness is unlikely.
• P. J. O'Rourke

Everybody knows how to raise children, except the people who have them.
• P. J. O'Rourke

Never fight an inanimate object.
• P. J. O'Rourke


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