Weather forecast for tonight: dark. Continued dark overnight, with widely scattered light by morning.
I would never want to be a member of a group whose symbol was a guy nailed to two pieces of wood.
Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?
When someone is impatient and says, I haven't got all day, I always wonder, how can that be? How can you not have all day?
Going to war without the French is like going duck hunting without your accordian.
Fundamentalism isn't about religion. It's about power.
Everything that irritates us about others can lead us to an understanding of ourselves.
Art is born of the observation and investigation of nature.
Atheism isn't a religion, because atheism does not require faith. It takes no faith at all to not believe in a god. It just takes a lack of evidence.
Have a heart that never hardens, a temper that never tires, and a touch that never hurts.