Lincoln said, 'When I do good, I feel good. When I do bad, I feel bad.' And that's my religion.
Everyone is entitled to his own opinion but not his own facts.
A society grows great when old men plant trees whose shade they know they shall never sit in.
Everything that irritates us about others can lead us to an understanding of ourselves.
You can say any foolish thing to a dog, and the dog will give you a look that says, 'Wow, you're right! I never would've thought of that!'
I considered becoming a Christian... until I met one.
If you Christians acted more like your Christ, the world would be a better place.
Reality is merely an illusion, albiet a very persistent one.
A heretic, my dear sir, is a fellow who disagrees with you regarding something neither of you knows anything about.
Writing is like making love. Don't worry about the orgasm, just concentrate on the process.