Life is a perplexity of achievement and at times unparalleled sorrow. Life owes nothing to anyone, however can be viewed as a blank canvas and hands you the brush. VaVel-MCP
Like is a ubuquitos attempt at forestalling the inevitable, without enjoing the wonder of the journey.
I took a deep breath and listened to the old bray of my heart. I am. I am. I am.
My wife converted me to religion. I never believed in hell until I married her
People who work sitting down get paid more than people who work standing up
Men like cars, women like clothes. Women only like cars because they take them to clothes
A man is a person who will pay two dollars for a one-dollar item he wants. A woman will pay one dollar for a two-dollar item she doesn't want
My husband will never chase another woman. He's too fine, too decent, too old
Marriage is like a violin. After the beautiful music is over, the strings are still attached
I wanted to marry her when I saw the moonlight shining on the barrel of her father's shotgun