I am not afraid of death, I just don't want to be there when it happens.
I have a love interest in every one of my films: a gun.
I never said most of the things I said.
I wish I had the nerve not to tip.
In comic strips, the person on the left always speaks first.
Never floss with a stranger.
Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life.
Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe.
A child of five would understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five.
As I get older, I just prefer to knit.