A friend doesn't go on a diet because you are fat.
Be obscure clearly.
Fashions have done more harm than revolutions.
I bought some batteries, but they weren't included.
I have never been hurt by what I have not said.
I recorded my hair this morning, tonight I'm watching the highlights.
I would talk in iambic pentameter if it were easier.
It all started when my dog began getting free roll over minutes.
Never have more children than you have car windows.
Television has brought back murder into the home - where it belongs.
