Get your facts first, then you can distort them as you please.
I did not have three thousand pairs of shoes, I had one thousand and sixty.
I intend to live forever. So far, so good.
I think serial monogamy says it all.
I'm kidding about having only a few dollars. I might have a few dollars more.
Miami Beach is where neon goes to die.
Older people shouldn't eat health food, they need all the preservatives they can get.
The only time a woman really succeeds in changing a man is when he is a baby.
When I go to a bar, I don't go looking for a girl who knows the capital of Maine.
A stockbroker urged me to buy a stock that would triple its value every year. I told him, "At my age, I don't even buy green bananas.
