If I Were A... I'd (another Version)

If i were a... i'd

If i believed everything i saw on television
I'd...

Think like brady bunch
Eat wendy's for lunch
Drive a datsun subaru and never question much
Get a 9 to 5 never have a life
Married at 20 have 2 kids then divorce my wife
Then i'll be a cop ! and i won't be stopped
Power trippin' robot just chewin' off my ear