I refuse to join any club that would have me as a member.
I'd luv to kiss ya, but I just washed my hair.
It is a scientific fact that your body will not absorb cholesterol if you take it from another person's plate.
Never raise your hand to your children - it leaves your midsection unprotected.
That's my only goal. Surround myself with funny people, and make sure everyone has a good time and works hard.
We'll love you just the way you are if you're perfect.
A kiss is a rosy dot over the 'i' of loving.
Come live in my heart, and pay no rent.
If you want to be loved, be lovable.
Love is a game that two can play and both win.
