It is even harder for the average ape to believe that he has descended from man.
O Lord, help me to be pure, but not yet.
The four building blocks of the universe are fire, water, gravel and vinyl.
What contemptible scoundrel has stolen the cork to my lunch?
A nickel ain't worth a dime anymore.
Brought up to respect the conventions, love had to end in marriage. I'm afraid it did.
Get your facts first, then you can distort them as you please.
I did not have three thousand pairs of shoes, I had one thousand and sixty.
I intend to live forever. So far, so good.
I think serial monogamy says it all.
