I was sleeping the other night, alone, thanks to the exterminator.
I was the kid next door's imaginary friend.
I washed a sock. Then I put it in the dryer. When I took it out, it was gone.
I wear a necklace, cause I wanna know when I'm upside down.
If God wanted us to fly, He would have given us tickets.
If love is the answer, could you please rephrase the question?
Money won't buy happiness, but it will pay the salaries of a large research staff to study the problem.
My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them.
My Father had a profound influence on me. He was a lunatic.
My father would take me to the playground, and put me on mood swings.
