There's nothing wrong with being shallow as long as you're insightful about it.
Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you fall into an open sewer and die.
Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes.
Never floss with a stranger.
I think they should have a Barbie with a buzz cut.
I'd luv to kiss ya, but I just washed my hair.
I'd never been in play long enough for the flowers to die in the dressing room.
I'm an idealist. I don't know where I'm going, but I'm on my way.
I'm kidding about having only a few dollars. I might have a few dollars more.
I'm not a real movie star. I've still got the same wife I started out with twenty-eight years ago.
