I think serial monogamy says it all.
Never have more children than you have car windows.
Procrastination is the art of keeping up with yesterday.
Recession is when a neighbor loses his job. Depression is when you lose yours.
Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm schizophrenic, and so am I.
Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life.
Television has brought back murder into the home - where it belongs.
That's my only goal. Surround myself with funny people, and make sure everyone has a good time and works hard.
The day I made that statement, about the inventing the internet, I was tired because I'd been up all night inventing the Camcorder.
The four building blocks of the universe are fire, water, gravel and vinyl.
