Fashions have done more harm than revolutions.
I bought some batteries, but they weren't included.
I have never been hurt by what I have not said.
I recorded my hair this morning, tonight I'm watching the highlights.
I would talk in iambic pentameter if it were easier.
It all started when my dog began getting free roll over minutes.
Never have more children than you have car windows.
Television has brought back murder into the home - where it belongs.
Until you walk a mile in another man's moccasins you can't imagine the smell.
A government that robs Peter to pay Paul can always depend on the support of Paul.