Money won't buy happiness, but it will pay the salaries of a large research staff to study the problem.

One picture is worth 1,000 denials.

The superfluous, a very necessary thing.

When you are courting a nice girl an hour seems like a second. When you sit on a red-hot cinder a second seems like an hour. That's relativity.

A two-year-old is kind of like having a blender, but you don't have a top for it.

Cleanliness becomes more important when godliness is unlikely.

Guilt: the gift that keeps on giving.

I don't have to look up my family tree, because I know that I'm the sap.

I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.

I used to jog but the ice cubes kept falling out of my glass.

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