A nickel ain't worth a dime anymore.
Brought up to respect the conventions, love had to end in marriage. I'm afraid it did.
Get your facts first, then you can distort them as you please.
I did not have three thousand pairs of shoes, I had one thousand and sixty.
I intend to live forever. So far, so good.
I think serial monogamy says it all.
I'm kidding about having only a few dollars. I might have a few dollars more.
Miami Beach is where neon goes to die.
Older people shouldn't eat health food, they need all the preservatives they can get.
The only time a woman really succeeds in changing a man is when he is a baby.