Any girl can be glamorous. All you have to do is stand still and look stupid.
Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot.
As a child my family's menu consisted of two choices: take it or leave it.
As I get older, I just prefer to knit.
Be obscure clearly.
Because of their size, parents may be difficult to discipline properly.
I have never been hurt by what I have not said.
All right everyone, line up alphabetically according to your height.
All men are equal before fish.
A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice.
