God did not intend religion to be an exercise club.

I don't have a bank account because I don't know my mother's maiden name.

I like children - fried.

I used to be Snow White, but I drifted.

I'm undaunted in my quest to amuse myself by constantly changing my hair.

Money won't buy happiness, but it will pay the salaries of a large research staff to study the problem.

One picture is worth 1,000 denials.

The superfluous, a very necessary thing.

When you are courting a nice girl an hour seems like a second. When you sit on a red-hot cinder a second seems like an hour. That's relativity.

A two-year-old is kind of like having a blender, but you don't have a top for it.

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