I love to go to Washington - if only to be near my money.
I was the kid next door's imaginary friend.
If my films make one more person miserable, I'll feel I have done my job.
My mother was against me being an actress - until I introduced her to Frank Sinatra.
People always ask me, 'Were you funny as a child?' Well, no, I was an accountant.
There's no better feeling in the world than a warm pizza box on your lap.
Any girl can be glamorous. All you have to do is stand still and look stupid.
Electricity is really just organized lightning.
How many people here have telekenetic powers? Raise my hand.
I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day.