I never expected to see the day when girls would get sunburned in the places they now do.
I never said most of the things I said.
I rant, therefore I am.
I recorded my hair this morning, tonight I'm watching the highlights.
I refuse to join any club that would have me as a member.
I sang in the choir for years, even though my family belonged to another church.
I love Mickey Mouse more than any woman I have ever known.
I looked up my family tree and found out I was the sap.
I have six locks on my door all in a row. When I go out, I lock every other one. I figure no matter how long somebody stands there picking the locks, they are always locking three.
I have tried to know absolutely nothing about a great many things, and I have succeeded fairly well.
