Quotes


I bought some batteries, but they weren't included.
• Steven Wright

I have never been hurt by what I have not said.
• Calvin Coolidge

I recorded my hair this morning, tonight I'm watching the highlights.
• Jay London

I would talk in iambic pentameter if it were easier.
• Howard Nemerov

It all started when my dog began getting free roll over minutes.
• Jay London

Never have more children than you have car windows.
• Erma Bombeck

Television has brought back murder into the home - where it belongs.
• Alfred Hitchcock

Until you walk a mile in another man's moccasins you can't imagine the smell.
• Robert Byrne

A government that robs Peter to pay Paul can always depend on the support of Paul.
• George Bernard Shaw

Because of their size, parents may be difficult to discipline properly.
• P. J. O'Rourke


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