Fashions have done more harm than revolutions.
Fatherhood is pretending the present you love most is soap-on-a-rope.
Food is an important part of a balanced diet.
Food, love, career, and mothers, the four major guilt groups.
Get your facts first, then you can distort them as you please.
Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company.
God did not intend religion to be an exercise club.
Guilt: the gift that keeps on giving.
Experience is what you have after you've forgotten her name.
Everybody knows how to raise children, except the people who have them.
