The way taxes are, you might as well marry for love.

Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy.

A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice.

Cross country skiing is great if you live in a small country.

Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city.

I don't need you to remind me of my age. I have a bladder to do that for me.

I like marriage. The idea.

I used to sell furniture for a living. The trouble was, it was my own.

If God wanted us to bend over he'd put diamonds on the floor.

My Father had a profound influence on me. He was a lunatic.

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