The way taxes are, you might as well marry for love.
Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy.
A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice.
Cross country skiing is great if you live in a small country.
Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city.
I don't need you to remind me of my age. I have a bladder to do that for me.
I like marriage. The idea.
I used to sell furniture for a living. The trouble was, it was my own.
If God wanted us to bend over he'd put diamonds on the floor.
My Father had a profound influence on me. He was a lunatic.