My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was sixty. She's ninety-seven now, and we don't know where the hell she is.
Parrots make great pets. They have more personality than goldfish.
There's a great power in words, if you don't hitch too many of them together.
Always end the name of your child with a vowel, so that when you yell the name will carry.
Drawing on my fine command of the English language, I said nothing.
Housework can't kill you, but why take a chance?
I failed to make the chess team because of my height.
I love to go to Washington - if only to be near my money.
I was the kid next door's imaginary friend.
If my films make one more person miserable, I'll feel I have done my job.
