You're only as good as your last haircut.
Until you walk a mile in another man's moccasins you can't imagine the smell.
Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe.
TV is chewing gum for the eyes.
The superfluous, a very necessary thing.
The way taxes are, you might as well marry for love.
There are only three things women need in life: food, water, and compliments.
There cannot be a crisis next week. My schedule is already full.
There's a great power in words, if you don't hitch too many of them together.
There's no better feeling in the world than a warm pizza box on your lap.
