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I'm undaunted in my quest to amuse myself by constantly changing my hair.
• Hillary Clinton

I've never been married, but I tell people I'm divorced so they won't think something's wrong with me.
• Elayne Boosler

If God wanted us to bend over he'd put diamonds on the floor.
• Joan Rivers

I would talk in iambic pentameter if it were easier.
• Howard Nemerov

I would never die for my beliefs because I might be wrong.
• Bertrand Russell

I wish I had the nerve not to tip.
• Paul Lynde

I used to be Snow White, but I drifted.
• Mae West

I used to jog but the ice cubes kept falling out of my glass.
• David Lee Roth

I used to sell furniture for a living. The trouble was, it was my own.
• Les Dawson

I was born in very sorry circumstances. Both of my parents were very sorry.
• Norman Wisdom


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