My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was sixty. She's ninety-seven now, and we don't know where the hell she is.
My mother was against me being an actress - until I introduced her to Frank Sinatra.
My theory is that all of Scottish cuisine is based on a dare.
My uncle Sammy was an angry man. He had printed on his tombstone: What are you looking at?
Never fight an inanimate object.
Moderation is a virtue only in those who are thought to have an alternative.
Miami Beach is where neon goes to die.
If my films make one more person miserable, I'll feel I have done my job.
If truth is beauty, how come no one has their hair done in the library?
If two wrongs don't make a right, try three.
