Every man's dream is to be able to sink into the arms of a woman without also falling into her hands.
By trying we can easily endure adversity. Another man's, I mean.
California is a fine place to live - if you happen to be an orange.
Cleanliness becomes more important when godliness is unlikely.
Cross country skiing is great if you live in a small country.
Do not let a flattering woman coax and wheedle you and deceive you; she is after your barn.
Don't forget Mother's Day. Or as they call it in Beverly Hills, Dad's Third Wife Day.
Drawing on my fine command of the English language, I said nothing.
Electricity is really just organized lightning.
Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city.
