I am not afraid of death, I just don't want to be there when it happens.
I have a love interest in every one of my films: a gun.
I never said most of the things I said.
I wish I had the nerve not to tip.
In comic strips, the person on the left always speaks first.
Never fight an inanimate object.
Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm schizophrenic, and so am I.
TV is chewing gum for the eyes.
A child of five would understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five.
As I get older, I just prefer to knit.