Our national flower is the concrete cloverleaf.
There are only three things women need in life: food, water, and compliments.
You're only as good as your last haircut.
All men are equal before fish.
Do not let a flattering woman coax and wheedle you and deceive you; she is after your barn.
Have enough sense to know, ahead of time, when your skills will not extend to wallpapering.
I don't think anyone should write their autobiography until after they're dead.
I looked up my family tree and found out I was the sap.
I was born in very sorry circumstances. Both of my parents were very sorry.
If God wanted us to fly, He would have given us tickets.