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A lot of baby boomers are baby bongers.
• Kevin Nealon

Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
• Mae West

Food, love, career, and mothers, the four major guilt groups.
• Cathy

I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food.
• W. C. Fields

I haven't spoken to my wife in years. I didn't want to interrupt her.
• Rodney Dangerfield

I spent a year in that town, one Sunday.
• George Burns

I'm an idealist. I don't know where I'm going, but I'm on my way.
• Carl Sandburg

It is even harder for the average ape to believe that he has descended from man.
• H. L. Mencken

O Lord, help me to be pure, but not yet.
• Saint Augustine

The four building blocks of the universe are fire, water, gravel and vinyl.
• Dave Barry


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