Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes.
Food is an important part of a balanced diet.
I cannot sing, dance or act; what else would I be but a talk show host.
I have tried to know absolutely nothing about a great many things, and I have succeeded fairly well.
I sang in the choir for years, even though my family belonged to another church.
I'd never been in play long enough for the flowers to die in the dressing room.
It is easy for me to love myself, but for ladies to do it is another question altogether.
Nobody ever went broke underestimating the taste of the American public.
The day I made that statement, about the inventing the internet, I was tired because I'd been up all night inventing the Camcorder.
Weather forecast for tonight: dark.