A friend doesn't go on a diet because you are fat.
A government that robs Peter to pay Paul can always depend on the support of Paul.
A James Cagney love scene is one where he lets the other guy live.
A lot of baby boomers are baby bongers.
A nickel ain't worth a dime anymore.
A stockbroker urged me to buy a stock that would triple its value every year. I told him, "At my age, I don't even buy green bananas.
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
A two-year-old is kind of like having a blender, but you don't have a top for it.
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
Brought up to respect the conventions, love had to end in marriage. I'm afraid it did.
