TV is chewing gum for the eyes.
As a child my family's menu consisted of two choices: take it or leave it.
Everybody knows how to raise children, except the people who have them.
I am not afraid of death, I just don't want to be there when it happens.
I have a love interest in every one of my films: a gun.
I never said most of the things I said.
I would never die for my beliefs because I might be wrong.
In Hollywood a marriage is a success if it outlasts milk.
Never floss with a stranger.
Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life.