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I am not afraid of death, I just don't want to be there when it happens.
• Woody Allen

I am the literary equivalent of a Big Mac and Fries.
• Stephen King

I bought some batteries, but they weren't included.
• Steven Wright

I buy expensive suits. They just look cheap on me.
• Warren Buffett

I cannot sing, dance or act; what else would I be but a talk show host.
• David Letterman

I found there was only one way to look thin: hang out with fat people.
• Rodney Dangerfield

I have a love interest in every one of my films: a gun.
• Arnold Schwarzenegger

I have a new philosophy. I'm only going to dread one day at a time.
• Charles M. Schulz

I love to go to Washington - if only to be near my money.
• Bob Hope

I never drink water because of the disgusting things that fish do in it.
• W. C. Fields


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