I am not afraid of death, I just don't want to be there when it happens.
I am the literary equivalent of a Big Mac and Fries.
I bought some batteries, but they weren't included.
I buy expensive suits. They just look cheap on me.
I cannot sing, dance or act; what else would I be but a talk show host.
I found there was only one way to look thin: hang out with fat people.
I have a love interest in every one of my films: a gun.
I have a new philosophy. I'm only going to dread one day at a time.
I love to go to Washington - if only to be near my money.
I never drink water because of the disgusting things that fish do in it.