I don't need you to remind me of my age. I have a bladder to do that for me.

I like marriage. The idea.

I used to sell furniture for a living. The trouble was, it was my own.

If God wanted us to bend over he'd put diamonds on the floor.

My Father had a profound influence on me. He was a lunatic.

Our national flower is the concrete cloverleaf.

There are only three things women need in life: food, water, and compliments.

You're only as good as your last haircut.

All men are equal before fish.

Do not let a flattering woman coax and wheedle you and deceive you; she is after your barn.

Syndicate content

Popular Poets of All Time

  • Robert Frost
    Robert Frost
    was an American poet.
  • Maya Angelou
    Maya Angelou
    was an African-American poet.
  • Pablo Neruda
    Pablo Neruda
    Nobel prize chilean poet.
  • T. S. Eliot
    Thomas. S. Eliot
    was an English poet and critic.