I haven't spoken to my wife in years. I didn't want to interrupt her.
I intend to live forever. So far, so good.
I knew I was an unwanted baby when I saw that my bath toys were a toaster and a radio.
I like children - fried.
I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.
I like marriage. The idea.
I spent a year in that town, one Sunday.
Have enough sense to know, ahead of time, when your skills will not extend to wallpapering.
A child of five would understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five.
Always end the name of your child with a vowel, so that when you yell the name will carry.
