Cross country skiing is great if you live in a small country.
Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city.
I don't need you to remind me of my age. I have a bladder to do that for me.
I like marriage. The idea.
I used to sell furniture for a living. The trouble was, it was my own.
If God wanted us to bend over he'd put diamonds on the floor.
My Father had a profound influence on me. He was a lunatic.
Our national flower is the concrete cloverleaf.
There are only three things women need in life: food, water, and compliments.
You're only as good as your last haircut.
