Never floss with a stranger.
Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life.
Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe.
A friend doesn't go on a diet because you are fat.
Be obscure clearly.
Fashions have done more harm than revolutions.
I bought some batteries, but they weren't included.
I have never been hurt by what I have not said.
I recorded my hair this morning, tonight I'm watching the highlights.
I would talk in iambic pentameter if it were easier.