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I like children - fried.
• W. C. Fields

I used to be Snow White, but I drifted.
• Mae West

I'm undaunted in my quest to amuse myself by constantly changing my hair.
• Hillary Clinton

Money won't buy happiness, but it will pay the salaries of a large research staff to study the problem.
• Bill Vaughan

One picture is worth 1,000 denials.
• Ronald Reagan

The superfluous, a very necessary thing.
• Voltaire

When you are courting a nice girl an hour seems like a second. When you sit on a red-hot cinder a second seems like an hour. That's relativity.
• Albert Einstein

A two-year-old is kind of like having a blender, but you don't have a top for it.
• Jerry Seinfeld

Cleanliness becomes more important when godliness is unlikely.
• P. J. O'Rourke

Guilt: the gift that keeps on giving.
• Erma Bombeck


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