I wear a necklace, cause I wanna know when I'm upside down.
If two wrongs don't make a right, try three.
Never fight an inanimate object.
Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm schizophrenic, and so am I.
TV is chewing gum for the eyes.
As a child my family's menu consisted of two choices: take it or leave it.
Everybody knows how to raise children, except the people who have them.
I am not afraid of death, I just don't want to be there when it happens.
I have a love interest in every one of my films: a gun.
I never said most of the things I said.
