- A Nun Suit Painted On Some Old Boxes
- Centerville
- Daddy, Daddy, Daddy
- Dance Of The Just Plain Folks
- Dance Of The Rock & Roll Interviewers
- Dental Hygeine Dilemma
- Dew On The Newts We Got
- Does This Kind Of Life Look Interesting To You
- Half A Dozen Provocative Squats
- I'm Stealing The Towels
- Janet's Big Dance Number
- Little Green Scratchy Sweaters & Courduroy Ponce
- Lonesome Cowboy Burt
- Lucy's Seduction Of A Bored Violinist & Postlude
- Magic Fingers
- Motorhead's Midnight Ranch
- Mysterioso
- Mystery Roach
- Penis Dimension
- Redneck Eats
- Semi-fraudulent/direct-from-hollywood Overture
- She Painted Up Her Face
- Shove It Right In
- Strictly Genteel (the Finale)
- The Girl Wants To Fix Him Some Broth
- The Girl's Dream
- The Lad Searches The Night For His Newts
- The Sealed Tuna Bolero
- This Town Is A Sealed Tuna Sandwich (prologue)
- This Town Is A Sealed Tuna Sandwich (reprise)
