I'd never been in play long enough for the flowers to die in the dressing room.
It is easy for me to love myself, but for ladies to do it is another question altogether.
Nobody ever went broke underestimating the taste of the American public.
The day I made that statement, about the inventing the internet, I was tired because I'd been up all night inventing the Camcorder.
Weather forecast for tonight: dark.
A lot of baby boomers are baby bongers.
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
Food, love, career, and mothers, the four major guilt groups.
I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food.
I haven't spoken to my wife in years. I didn't want to interrupt her.