TV is chewing gum for the eyes.
A child of five would understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five.
As I get older, I just prefer to knit.
Experience is what you have after you've forgotten her name.
I am the literary equivalent of a Big Mac and Fries.
I have a new philosophy. I'm only going to dread one day at a time.
I rant, therefore I am.
I would never die for my beliefs because I might be wrong.
In Hollywood a marriage is a success if it outlasts milk.
Never floss with a stranger.