Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
Food, love, career, and mothers, the four major guilt groups.
I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food.
I haven't spoken to my wife in years. I didn't want to interrupt her.
I spent a year in that town, one Sunday.
I'm an idealist. I don't know where I'm going, but I'm on my way.
It is even harder for the average ape to believe that he has descended from man.
O Lord, help me to be pure, but not yet.
The four building blocks of the universe are fire, water, gravel and vinyl.
What contemptible scoundrel has stolen the cork to my lunch?
